wylanvanshitpost:

It took me a while to remember that in a university context, kin is short for kinesiology and i lemme tell you, hearing “she’s majoring in kin” nearly killed me on the spot

whitewashedhanzo:

whitewashedhanzo:

i wanna replay twilight princess so bad but im such a fucking pussy i literally cant like windwaker was the sweetest game but this was me every time i had to fight against a redead

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how the FUCK would i get through some shit like zant snapping his own goddamn NECK without having an anxiety attack

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zant, pounding his head on the floor and screeching like a fucking chicken, doing gymnastics like that chick from the exorcism, with that ginger ass bowlcut of his, in a fucking lizard cosplay: hey so jesus ganondorf christ its AGREED that youre my new best friend and we’d die for each other right

ganon: 

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girlhamlet:

theater truly transcends boundaries by bringing together the worst kind of introverts (english majors) and the worst kind of extroverts (drama kids) 

lukewarmskywalker:

lizardsister:

out of all the forms of transportation in the zombie post-apocalypse why would ya pick a loud ass motorcycle

how else do I let the zombies know i gotta big dick and I get the ladies

unclefather:

robber: *breaks into my house*
me: can I help you find anyth-
robber: just looking

I’m gonna finally reveal my fetish

nicejewishguy:

jiqqler:

rqindrops:

jiqqler:

nicejewishguy:

It’s love

Mike you’re into piss and we all know it

mike: cancer, pisces, aquarius, scorpio, gemini, sagittarius 

jiqqler: aries, leo, taurus, capricorn, virgo, libra

he’s a scorpio and I’m a capricorn so I fully sign off on this judgement

I THOUGHT YOU ASKED FOR MY BIRTHDAY SO YOU COULD GET ME A GIFT GOD DAMN IT

bonnieventure:

there is nothing stopping anyone from playing monopoly like a roleplay tabletop game besides, perhaps, individual fear or insecurity of the unknown. but you can completely do that. there is nothing in the rulebook saying that the dog game piece is not a modern domesticated orc. mostly because there is no rulebook for this but i’m making it up now and i guess that’s how it is around here. you have your map. you have your campaign concept. and is not the banker performing a role. is that not.. a dungeonmaster performance i ask u.. why are we afraid to open our hearts to the concept of dnd monopoly