Don’t follow this Tumblr (3.0; @megadialga)http://death.co.vu/<p><a href="http://wylanvanshitpost.tumblr.com/post/178052213830/it-took-me-a-while-to-remember-that-in-a" class="tumblr_blog">wylanvanshitpost</a>:</p><blockquote><p>It took me a while to remember that in a university context, kin is short for kinesiology and i lemme tell you, hearing “she’s majoring in kin” nearly killed me on the spot </p></blockquote>http://death.co.vu/post/178278994999http://death.co.vu/post/178278994999Thu, 20 Sep 2018 08:47:17 -0400<p><a href="https://whitewashedhanzo.tumblr.com/post/177614424588/i-wanna-replay-twilight-princess-so-bad-but-im" class="tumblr_blog">whitewashedhanzo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://whitewashedhanzo.tumblr.com/post/177599457708/i-wanna-replay-twilight-princess-so-bad-but-im" class="tumblr_blog">whitewashedhanzo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i wanna replay twilight princess so bad but im such a fucking pussy i literally cant like windwaker was the sweetest game but this was me every time i had to fight against a redead</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="365" data-orig-width="487"><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/f2cc78bf752c7027969bb2442926db05/tumblr_pechggk0X01r76x3i_540.jpg" data-orig-height="365" data-orig-width="487"/></figure><p>how the FUCK would i get through some shit like zant snapping his own goddamn NECK without having an anxiety attack</p> </blockquote> <figure data-orig-height="101" data-orig-width="285"><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/720dbacac1725d39f72e8f7259bca4a9/tumblr_inline_ped8xwf1IB1r76x3i_540.png" data-orig-height="101" data-orig-width="285"/></figure><p><b>zant, pounding his head on the floor and screeching like a fucking chicken, doing gymnastics like that chick from the exorcism, with that ginger ass bowlcut of his, in a fucking lizard cosplay: </b>hey so jesus ganondorf christ its AGREED that youre my new best friend and we’d die for each other right<br/></p> <p><b>ganon: </b></p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="500" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/bfff0e69c9e0bc4f98bd102f7619d1ed/tumblr_inline_ped9pe5ro01r76x3i_540.png" data-orig-height="500" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote>http://death.co.vu/post/178182067184http://death.co.vu/post/178182067184Mon, 17 Sep 2018 11:50:18 -0400<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/5ad0857a6d1cb791b7c82b219ccd72b1/tumblr_oecpi7uGdj1ruqtxuo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/c901651423e1f6f9d97b1ba2e381e47f/tumblr_oecpi7uGdj1ruqtxuo2_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/16c7da7816a7654030bf87933697a1e7/tumblr_oecpi7uGdj1ruqtxuo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/e610276e3837eb8d9e3ce6df120a2e42/tumblr_oecpi7uGdj1ruqtxuo4_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/b398ca59372c3a9cfebe499b969a4b3b/tumblr_oecpi7uGdj1ruqtxuo5_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/e579701e08d20e285c589ca02ee8ee1c/tumblr_oecpi7uGdj1ruqtxuo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/a64605e6f7385c880f4629f590459b1d/tumblr_oecpi7uGdj1ruqtxuo7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/1dd6400dbf235ea988158935b9da4bea/tumblr_oecpi7uGdj1ruqtxuo8_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/d595c47cc7ff16c853870e584f162909/tumblr_oecpi7uGdj1ruqtxuo9_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/5e686dd1764ea2b767323b28ac62a88e/tumblr_oecpi7uGdj1ruqtxuo10_400.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://wayneradiotv.tumblr.com/post/151175327252" class="tumblr_blog">wayneradiotv</a>:</p><blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="439" data-orig-width="503"><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/31603729b64475283fb7d73fcdda1b67/tumblr_inline_oecpgmzXtG1ro4tj7_540.png" data-orig-height="439" data-orig-width="503"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="98" data-orig-width="332"><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/c6dc88217b8c5c0e1dcc497c9238408d/tumblr_inline_oecpgsBemL1ro4tj7_540.png" data-orig-height="98" data-orig-width="332"/></figure><figure data-orig-height="90" data-orig-width="247"><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/849c7e2e28bbc8b0f06184b09465e3f8/tumblr_inline_oecpgzXnGB1ro4tj7_540.png" data-orig-height="90" data-orig-width="247"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="486" data-orig-width="442"><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/b8cdee4d545147c77ba50d4e26b78c56/tumblr_inline_oecph4K1s81ro4tj7_540.png" data-orig-height="486" data-orig-width="442"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="91" data-orig-width="525"><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/7bd107c8aaf5ae9dd9f81fc80eaa375d/tumblr_inline_oecphc5liH1ro4tj7_540.png" data-orig-height="91" data-orig-width="525"/></figure><p><br/></p> <p><br/></p> <p><br/></p> <p><br/></p> <p><br/></p> <p>.</p> <p><br/></p> <p><br/></p> <p><br/></p> <p><br/></p> <p><br/></p> <p><br/></p> <p><br/></p> <p><br/></p> <p><br/></p> <p><br/></p> <p><br/></p> <p><br/></p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="97" data-orig-width="450"><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/af9c02a60a0246cd9a12721f127ae6d7/tumblr_inline_oecphonD121ro4tj7_540.png" data-orig-height="97" data-orig-width="450"/></figure></blockquote>http://death.co.vu/post/177650977884http://death.co.vu/post/177650977884Sun, 02 Sep 2018 05:12:19 -0400<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/01c26a5e5ddbe5dee236c871f50d1a66/tumblr_mtx7azUId01qmfnw5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://death.co.vu/post/159657438259http://death.co.vu/post/159657438259Sun, 16 Apr 2017 20:14:27 -0400<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/e9e61d1e28d2c72e20dbf5767efb18ed/tumblr_oo9mhl1Mdk1suu3k5o1_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/1eef6bf3b37a4f0b5a8c13b2e50aaf0f/tumblr_oo9mhl1Mdk1suu3k5o2_r2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://death.co.vu/post/159558172044http://death.co.vu/post/159558172044Fri, 14 Apr 2017 03:56:12 -0400<p><a href="http://girlhamlet.tumblr.com/post/154388798340/theater-truly-transcends-boundaries-by-bringing" class="tumblr_blog">girlhamlet</a>:</p><blockquote><p>theater truly transcends boundaries by bringing together the worst kind of introverts (english majors) and the worst kind of extroverts (drama kids) </p></blockquote>http://death.co.vu/post/154581146839http://death.co.vu/post/154581146839Sat, 17 Dec 2016 03:14:49 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lukewarmskywalker.tumblr.com/post/145905083854">lukewarmskywalker</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lizardsister.tumblr.com/post/145895605932">lizardsister</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>out of all the forms of transportation in the zombie post-apocalypse why would ya pick a loud ass motorcycle</p> </blockquote> <p>how else do I let the zombies know i gotta big dick and I get the ladies</p> </blockquote>http://death.co.vu/post/153175640024http://death.co.vu/post/153175640024Mon, 14 Nov 2016 11:21:52 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://unclefather.tumblr.com/post/151746783591">unclefather</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>robber: *breaks into my house*<br/> me: can I help you find anyth-<br/> robber: just looking</p> </blockquote>http://death.co.vu/post/152020006559http://death.co.vu/post/152020006559Wed, 19 Oct 2016 07:06:49 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nicejewishguy.tumblr.com/post/151532519986">nicejewishguy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jiqqler.tumblr.com/post/151532377376">jiqqler</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rqindrops.tumblr.com/post/151515972737">rqindrops</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jiqqler.tumblr.com/post/148213497376">jiqqler</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nicejewishguy.tumblr.com/post/148212515726">nicejewishguy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>It’s love</p> </blockquote> <p>Mike you’re into piss and we all know it</p> </blockquote> <p>mike: cancer, pisces, aquarius, scorpio, gemini, sagittarius </p> <p>jiqqler: aries, leo, taurus, capricorn, virgo, libra</p> </blockquote> <p>he’s a scorpio and I’m a capricorn so I fully sign off on this judgement</p> </blockquote> <p>I THOUGHT YOU ASKED FOR MY BIRTHDAY SO YOU COULD GET ME A GIFT GOD DAMN IT</p> </blockquote>http://death.co.vu/post/151705265419http://death.co.vu/post/151705265419Wed, 12 Oct 2016 10:29:39 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bonnieventure.tumblr.com/post/151366553467">bonnieventure</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>there is nothing stopping anyone from playing monopoly like a roleplay tabletop game besides, perhaps, individual fear or insecurity of the unknown. but you can completely do that. there is nothing in the rulebook saying that the dog game piece is not a modern domesticated orc. mostly because there is no rulebook for this but i’m making it up now and i guess that’s how it is around here. you have your map. you have your campaign concept. and is not the banker performing a role. is that not.. a dungeonmaster performance i ask u.. why are we afraid to open our hearts to the concept of dnd monopoly </p> </blockquote>http://death.co.vu/post/151552695504http://death.co.vu/post/151552695504Sun, 09 Oct 2016 04:16:32 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://angrybrownfemme.tumblr.com/post/126332650788">angrybrownfemme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sweerantrash.tumblr.com/post/126219350599">sweerantrash</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blackgirlsvevo.tumblr.com/post/125900103755">blackgirlsvevo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>me @ my skin : get ur shit together</p> </blockquote> <p>My skin @ me: you first</p> </blockquote> <p><figure data-orig-height="150" data-orig-width="200"><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/3bc94c24b2fe3fba894849ba0a574ce3/tumblr_inline_nsv6m8nvpt1tn5lq5_500.gif" data-orig-height="150" data-orig-width="200"/></figure></p> </blockquote>http://death.co.vu/post/151509252274http://death.co.vu/post/151509252274Sat, 08 Oct 2016 06:18:25 -0400<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/e0e409ce3470f71af7c054949223294b/tumblr_oeah5u79Ic1qgktofo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/45f4569d1f6e280969837b7444c17ade/tumblr_oeah5u79Ic1qgktofo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://death.co.vu/post/151509231244http://death.co.vu/post/151509231244Sat, 08 Oct 2016 06:17:20 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nmjoon.tumblr.com/post/147829537016">nmjoon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>when u think about when u were actually happy with ur life but remember that ur sad as shit all the time</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="662" data-orig-width="980"><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/7e05f29161f3db3fd847ec2b1af7b3c7/tumblr_inline_oar0bbWri61r5csxh_540.png" data-orig-height="662" data-orig-width="980"/></figure></blockquote>http://death.co.vu/post/147865198589http://death.co.vu/post/147865198589Sat, 23 Jul 2016 18:47:59 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://doodlepxps.tumblr.com/post/147430286419">doodlepxps</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>team valor:</b></p> <figure data-orig-width="703" data-orig-height="703" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/702526de60f0a3120160fb2b5b271f4d/tumblr_inline_oacagvqBzc1t0b89g_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="703" data-orig-height="703"/></figure><p><b>team mystic:</b></p> <figure data-orig-width="599" data-orig-height="599" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/9d462fb4d0b11ef2fa44d09a9b3427ed/tumblr_inline_oacabud9rX1t0b89g_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="599" data-orig-height="599"/></figure><p><b>team instinct:</b></p> <figure data-orig-width="864" data-orig-height="864" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/514ace2257fb592e55d4cd6ebb9c2e66/tumblr_inline_oacacb7Bu41t0b89g_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="864" data-orig-height="864"/></figure></blockquote>http://death.co.vu/post/147495882279http://death.co.vu/post/147495882279Sat, 16 Jul 2016 10:54:44 -0400<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/f15fafbc0b48793b606887ac717b6999/tumblr_nv4yaa0SGg1t0of2go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://death.co.vu/post/146909462159http://death.co.vu/post/146909462159Mon, 04 Jul 2016 15:53:24 -0400<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/a60e104ff10720ac1d6a2868bd9300d2/tumblr_o6ig7mAeK21umdmzqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://death.co.vu/post/146902043504http://death.co.vu/post/146902043504Mon, 04 Jul 2016 12:48:55 -0400<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/28f9677ab2b2f14e264cc9113889ec05/tumblr_o9dvrgWCQc1uebamzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://death.co.vu/post/146839933674http://death.co.vu/post/146839933674Sun, 03 Jul 2016 05:30:53 -0400 <video id='embed-611e6f46f074a061153185' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='225' poster='https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_nxw2v30BOu1usuzf8_frame1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":18,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"http://33.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_nxw2v30BOu1usuzf8_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"112"}}' crossOrigin='anonymous' > <source src="https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_nxw2v30BOu1usuzf8.mp4" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://psychic1998.tumblr.com/post/146627768126">psychic1998</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://helioptiles.tumblr.com/post/133316489663">helioptiles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://helioptiles.tumblr.com/post/133315727513">helioptiles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://helioptiles.tumblr.com/post/133315314833">helioptiles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>FRESH OATS</b></p> <p>FRESH OATS </p> </blockquote> <p>FR SH OA TS</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="176" data-orig-width="454" data-orig-src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/34ddfb7de7710df4f78acc3141311200/tumblr_inline_nxw3s1ontN1sgmnrf_540.png"><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/58908abf284224af9f1217d733e273bc/tumblr_inline_pf7ir9Fzzn1rd6tay_540.png" class="" data-orig-height="176" data-orig-width="454" data-orig-src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/34ddfb7de7710df4f78acc3141311200/tumblr_inline_nxw3s1ontN1sgmnrf_540.png"/></figure></blockquote> <p><b>FRESH OATS</b></p> <figure data-orig-height="172" data-orig-width="216" data-orig-src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/21c5be65776debe7f117b0c0250daa16/tumblr_inline_nxw4da5UmN1sgmnrf_540.png"><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/fec70c8ee4871f1df50c1016747eb06a/tumblr_inline_pf7ir9ayx31rd6tay_540.png" class="" data-orig-height="172" data-orig-width="216" data-orig-src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/21c5be65776debe7f117b0c0250daa16/tumblr_inline_nxw4da5UmN1sgmnrf_540.png"/></figure><p><b>FRESH OATS</b></p> <figure data-orig-height="172" data-orig-width="216" data-orig-src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/21c5be65776debe7f117b0c0250daa16/tumblr_inline_nxw4dfDQl81sgmnrf_540.png"><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/fec70c8ee4871f1df50c1016747eb06a/tumblr_inline_pf7irazsmT1rd6tay_540.png" class="" data-orig-height="172" data-orig-width="216" data-orig-src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/21c5be65776debe7f117b0c0250daa16/tumblr_inline_nxw4dfDQl81sgmnrf_540.png"/></figure><p><b>FRESH OATS</b></p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mdqSWv8YCLDwN1nC5_STgfg">@radial-euphoria</a> this is how i felt this morning</p> </blockquote>http://death.co.vu/post/146708930929http://death.co.vu/post/146708930929Thu, 30 Jun 2016 12:15:47 -0400<p>if u hear angry japanese start running</p>http://death.co.vu/post/146649129169http://death.co.vu/post/146649129169Wed, 29 Jun 2016 06:16:49 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shwagerr.tumblr.com/post/127272907438">shwagerr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>If I owned a taser I’d probably get curious to see how it feels and taser myself and that’s why I don’t have a taser.</p> </blockquote>http://death.co.vu/post/146417928709http://death.co.vu/post/146417928709Fri, 24 Jun 2016 15:39:41 -0400