Manslation: I am perfectly aware that no one in the entire world would ever, ever date me unless they hated themselves.

[Screenshot of text message conversation. It reads:

Jackass: You’re absolutely gorgeous

Person 2: Thank you :)

Jackass: LOOL wow you’re so cocky

Person 2: How?

Jackass: You’re supposed to be like ‘no I’m not’ That’s what girls are supposed to do?

Jackass: Loool I take back what I said, you’re too confident for my liking bye x]