I work at a waterpark giving out towels and one of our lifeguards decided to do the Heterosexual™ thing and ball his towel up and toss it into the basket from 20ft away like it was a sports except he missed like really bad so I jokingly told him that his Straight card was revoked and let me tell you. He broke. The Desperation in his eyes as he backed up and retook his shot again and again missing shot after shot.. trying to regain his dignity for a full 180 seconds but it was too late.. he was Gay.